pimpin aint slim

rneerkat:

saladbrain:

rneerkat:

this is whats going to make me tumblr famous the blogger thinks as they comment “this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for” on 53 different text posts

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

why didnt i see this coming

clamperl:

clamperl:

I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES

(via rneerkat)

neither:

im gonna cry

(Source: lickypickystickyme, via bitch-kindly-swerve)

lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

(via bitch-kindly-swerve)

amoying:

warm soda is the worst thing that can happen

(via bitch-kindly-swerve)

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

(via rneerkat)

fivegum:

Someone sexually shove food down my throat and call me a bitch

(via parishiltonsexslave)